- Mom: You have been posting crazy updates.
- Me: I think you mean funny.
- Mom: Well I didn't laugh so I thought crazy.
- Me: 😐
Saw a really nice looking dick today. It’s been a good Monday.
Hilary Duff’s new song leaked. Stop acting like this wasn’t a successful monday.
Smoked applewood turkey burger, with sharp cheddar, pickled carrots, and onion jam. Delicious dinner brought to you by @tylerjmccall. #gourmet #foodie #food #dinner #burger #cooking #omnomnom #yummy